Thursday, April 29, 2010

Giant A-Hole

Wow. I am such a giant A-Hole. Rawr. So i started this blog... and then... life happened.

As a little FYI, in recent news: 1) i opened a bar including: a) making signage b) booking talents who've never played together c) hiring and firing and managing(?) staff... 2) i've pretended to direct Olio Festival: a) supervising this and that b) making gay people straight c) sleeping til noon thirty then getting very serious about driving a Scion... 3) i've fallen deep deep deeply in love with a slightly disheveled and fully brilliant writer with consistently impressive verbiage who a) makes an already endlessly exciting life even more exciting and b) cements my comfort of... being.

I have a private blog that talks all about my love life. And my privates. So i'm not gonna talk about that here. I be work. Art. Politics. Life. Related.

So with the new job, managing a brand new bar, i've been learning a lotta lot a lot of new things. Besides the imaginable: creating a vibe, ordering stock, and tracking sales, the foremost is managing the staff. OK, so, listen: i'm a bit of a softy. I really really like people. It's hard for me to like somebody so much and simultaneously reprimand them for a shitty job.

I feel like i'm always hinting. Which is ridiculous for someone who has "YAY FOR LIFE!" tattooed on her forearm in big bold letters for all to see. I should be direct. I should be able to say: "I feel disappointed by your performance. I would like you to be more of a team player. These are the ways you can make a difference:"

In fact. Pact. I will.

And, in the meantime, in appreciation of solidarity:


Sitting alone in a clutch chair made from drinking straws by Scott Jarvie

mp3: MOUTH'S CRADLE - Front Porch Back Porch
Blog credit: The Burning Ear

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Rainblurg

I found this illustrator CousCous Kid just now... he seems to be one of these guys who just really likes looking at women. Most of the time naked women. Pretty much all of his stuff is ladies. Ladies ladies ladies. Though i did find the second one called Bedtime Story below which doesn't have a lady in it and happens to go pretty nicely with Hallmark.


Hallmark by CousCous Kid


Bedtime Story by CousCous Kid

Whoah! I just realized all my posts have been pretty rainbow lately. Am i GAY?!?!? MOM! Am i?? Or maybe i'm just getting in touch with my lesbo side now that i'm all hitched and shiz. Yeah that's probably it.

Speaking of rainbows, my pal and amazing contributor to Vancouver music scene, Cam Reed, has just signed to Warp Records with his solo project Babe Rainbow. Eerie eerie stuff.

mp3: BABE RAINBOW - Shaved
Blog credit: The Fmly